Anon

By auntsam

He might just be the only person who has personally witnessed The Poope’s plan unfold and is, or was part of the LOL3 turned whistleblower

Above Average Joe

By auntsam

Narrator-ish of FiRSTWORLD from the comfort of his podcast station somewhere just outside reality. Direct, Inquisitive, and unbiased 3 eyed monkey that questions everything… asks about DMT a lot and smokes blunts frequently.

Death Snail

By auntsam

  DeathSnail – is an extraordinary creature, born from a hypothetical scenario (meme) that has captivated the imagination of many. In this scenario, both the Death Snail and a human are granted a million dollars and immortality, but the catch is that the human will die if the snail touches them. The Death Snail possesses…

Aunt Sam

By auntsam

A hotheaded, pre-op Uncle Sam who serves the will of The Poope and represents the “illuminuties” interests in American government.